Velvet Rooms
Velvet Rooms is where Smut Heaven loosens its collar.
It’s the after-hours corner of the universe—
where stories stretch out, conversations get honest, and nothing needs to be rushed.
This is a space for readers who like to linger.
For thoughts that don’t fit neatly in a chapter.
For moments that feel better when shared.
Velvet Rooms is home to the zine, the podcast, and curated pieces pulled straight from inside the universe—
fun, reflective, playful, and just a little indulgent.
No pressure.
No performance.
Just good stories, good energy, and room to stay awhile.
Velvet Hours
Velvet Hours is the part of the night where the conversation gets good.
Hosted by Smut Gremlyn & Smut Gobblyn, Velvet Hours brings book-club energy, wine-night honesty, and playful curiosity into the universe.
Here, we talk about:
the stories that stuck
the characters we can’t stop thinking about
the tropes we swear we’re over (but aren’t)
and the moments that made us pause, laugh, or reread a little slower
It’s thoughtful without being heavy.
Playful without being chaotic.
Fun without taking itself too seriously.
Pull up a chair.
Refill your glass.
You’re right on time.